
Last night I managed to pry a little ‘me time’ out of life and decided it was time to dip my feet back into the paddling pool. Having freightered all but my Vargur and some rigged Battleships to Amo, our Faction Warfare base, I was ready to rock and looking forwards to podding 100s of noobs, which is what Faction Warfare is about right?
I thought I’d play cautious for my first time out so I jumped into my trusty Claw setup and stormed into Resbroko expecting to be right in the thick of things. alas, there was but one person of interest and he was friendly, or at least I’m assuming that’s what the little purple star meant.
As the ‘waiting for bad guys to fall on my guns’ plan didn’t seem to be working, I put an ear to the Militia channel and started following target reports. As a location was announced, I set the Autopilot and ran in that direction like a puppy wagging it’s tail enthusiastically running after a stick.
After about half an hour of this, having seen gaggles of ‘friendlies’, I was starting to think that this might not be the land of milk and honey I was promised. Just as such doubt was assailing my mood, I was proven wrong, the gate I’d just landed on had a target and a couple of militia engaging him. Hurrah!

With great abandon I turned on the micro warp and screamed towards him, with only the sharp report of my guns and rockets as company. It took but seconds to take him out, as I realized with disappointment that it was only a Rifter. At this point I glanced in local to see a comment along the lines of ‘I’m on your side!’ and such stuff. Clearly this guy had studied the works of Joseph Goebbels and Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, daring to issue such brazen lies.
So I podded him for good measure.
As you’ve probably guessed by now, this “Torothanax” guy was a -10 militia member, personally I have truck with not shooting people who are blinky red as some Sharks who went -10 in the past will tell you. He was suitably outraged but I wasn’t too fussed. But as ostensible CEO, I thought I should probably think about the rep of the Corp and make nice.
I threw him the value of his pods and the implants he claimed (2 x +3s, is that it?) and ignored the rest of his whinging. Another corpse for the freezer though, that put me in a much better mood.
I then spent another hour running around after phantoms from various target report to the other and saw NOT A SINGLE BLOODY target. In fact as the night wore on, I started to question my overview settings and then my eyes.
Clearly I was doing something wrong, but I didn’t want to just set AP for Amarr and lose a ship to NPCs, so I headed back to Amo and logged for the night.
Still, at least I did get to pod someone.